♫ You'd look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle made for two! ♫
enough said
please god
at self-checkout i weigh all fresh produce as potatoes
I've never ever killed a spider
i've been eating instant noodles for weeks i feel so sick and horrible
A frof gg Kvfor a fr r yh y
lose focus - life over 😠
Ever lurk a profile you can't forget?
Does everyone have to stop themselves from making that weird frog noise when yawning?
My bacne is gone
EWW my mom is listening to some kind of podcast about how women "dressing too nice" OR not shaving their legs is sinful and disrespecting your body AND god
My boyfriend is sick
when when i shitpost more than once a day
How do you deal with people judging you from eating alone?
I hate hate HATE my name
my literally me characters
i am once again crying all of you a river.
If some flowers are edible how come we didn't breed any of them to be tasty
choose carefully
I dont use alarm clock since 2018 nd I got 9-5 job
Why does McDonald's and other places have that sadistic setup where you can menacingly overlook every employee
Just off my chest....
i love when my head hurts so fucking bad i have to throw up
My dad ran over a cat on purpose
