🎶There’s a hole in the bottom of the sea🎶

Hey there Peter how would you like to take a half a pound of hamburger and make a delicious meal for the whole family?

Can you spot Peter, Meg, Chris, Stewie, Lois & Brian in this artwork? [Spottit]

Put your head between these two restrained logs and win a free hat

Do you have almonds?

Let’s make some Kool Aid!

Further evidence of Quagmire being in his late 60s was him being unaware of internet porn.

Is this the Quahog Mustache Society?

Aside from NIU over Notre Dame, which were the most stunning upsets of this past year?

IT’S YOUR KIDS MARTY, SOMETHING’S GOTTA BE DONE ABOUT YOUR KIDS

Top Gun episode thoughts?

When has the show mentioned where you’re from?

“I don’t know. Somewhere far away. Maybe China? I hear they got NASCAR now.”

And her name is Bitch Duck

Oh God, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewie, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...

It’s not a skin color it’s a lifestyle Brian.

You know I have always been a great supporter of the LGBLT

Who is the funniest side character in your opinion and why?

Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine picks former OSU coach Jim Tressel to serve as Lt. governor

Petarded might be the funniest episode ever

You are ..(inaudible) going on ..(inaudible)

Actually Mrs. Griffin, caviar spoons are carved from bone. They don't use metal because it reacts chemically with the fish eggs and changes their taste.

Is there a doctor in the house?

You Know What I Am Back at the Ranch? Imma Breedin’ Bull!

[Adam Schefter] Back to the NFL: Former Eagles HC Chip Kelly is being hired as the Raiders offensive coordinator, per me and @PeteThamel.