I can't believe I have to say this, but if you're on the fence about cancelling a subscription in protest, remember that you can always renew, you muppet.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Listen up, dumbass, even before a long drive you’ve done many times before, always check GPS before you leave, my guy.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Jesus Christ--if you want better opportunities at work, don’t just ask your boss for feedback, ask your coworkers too, nitwit.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Get it through your thick skull, make the lock screen on your phone a photo of your address and emergency contact information when traveling, goofball.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
So it's come to this... invest in a physical file folder, wanker.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Hey you, the loser in his mom's basement, yeah, you, get a slow cooker, moron.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
You don't get it, do you? don't hang pictures or mirrors directly over the head of your bed, moron.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Degenerates like you need to know, request: How do you calmly and clearly respond to people who are stupid/assholes/terrible/etc? (in the workplace), butt nugget.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Listen up, dumbass, internet shadow-boxing & gotcha posts are meant for the bubble and do nothing to convince people, nerd.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Listen here you little shit, use The 'Almond Test' To Stop Yourself From Mindlessly Eating, you moldy potato.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Jesus Christ--to halt weight gain, start each meal with an extra vegetable, douche canoe.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
So it's come to this... if you are following a diet where you need to consume millets/millet flour, you can easily buy them for cheap in any Indian grocery store, butt nugget.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Look, save thousands of dollars in your life with one question, "Is that the best you can do?", you moron.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Listen up, dumbass, if there is a big task at hand which can be done piecemeal everyday, spend 5 minutes doing it whenever you get a break. You will be surprised how much progress you will make, wanker.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Only on reddit... put your most-used healthy foods at eye level in your kitchen or fridge—everything else on higher or lower shelves. You’ll eat better without even thinking about it, jabroni.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Wow, think of your expenses relative to your hourly wage, you moron.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Dude, if you want your produce to last longer, stop storing everything the same way, some fruits and veggies release gases that actually spoil others faster, stupid.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
So it's come to this... why do I hate it and get so jealous when people like the same things I like, meat-slapper.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Hey you, the loser in his mom's basement, yeah, you, there are two types of problems in life: those that get worse if you ignore them, and those that get worse when you pay them attention, loser.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Listen here you little shit, if you find an iPhone you might be able to find the owner using Siri, you muppet.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Uh... stop waiting for the “perfect time” -clarity comes after action, not before, dipshit.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Oh my God, dude, you can easily download Wikipedia onto your phone so that you can access it offline, dumdum.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Put the cookie down and listen up, - BUY A BIDE, ya mook.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
How have you gotten this far in life? Listen, when negotiating rent, ask for non-cash concessions instead of discounts, ya mook.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Put the cookie down and listen up, if you like your bacon crispy, start in a cold pan with a couple tablespoons of water, ya bastard.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
