What idiot doesn't know this? in therapy, do your homework every week, goofball.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
I'll only say this once, ideas to celebrate my birthday in a tier 3 city with family, dosser.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Wow, my best friend isn't doing the best right now, I just want more people to know she exists and needs some well wishes, ya mook.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Look, : Keep a “don’t forget” sticky note on your front door, you moldy potato.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
For crying out loud, if you’re struggling to start a big task, commit to just 5 minutes—momentum will often carry you the rest of the way, which you would know if you graduated kindergarten.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Seriously? when speaking with older people make sure you look at them when you are speaking, speak as clearly as possible, limit slang usage, and consider raising your volume slightly, doodoo head.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Listen here you little shit, after downloading an app or joining a service, immediately change the privacy settings, dingus.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Listen up, dumbass, toothpaste, meat-slapper.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
You don't get it, do you? get subscriptions like Spotify Premium or YouTube Premium for $1 a month using VPNS/proxies, fart knocker.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
I can't believe I have to say this, but suspect hearing loss in one ear? Use a single earbud and compare volume comfort between ears, dumdum.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Only on reddit... for Retail workers handling cash and loose change and Joe public checking your change after a purchase, numbskull.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Oh my God, when you feel stuck or mentally overwhelmed, go for a 15-minute walk without your phone, you meat-head.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Wow, take Pictures of Receipts for Future Warranty Claims, nerd.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
What idiot doesn't know this? learn basic plumbing and electrical fixes from YouTube. You’ll save hundreds and feel like a wizard when you unclog a drain or replace a switch in minutes, ya little punk.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Listen here you little shit, essential Stalker Safety Advice from an Internet Stranger, ya little punk.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Hey, idiot, if someone is getting you a gift, don’t guess at what it is, ya mook.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
The heck... keep a small trash bag in your car even if you're not messy, goofball.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Seriously? many free resume builder websites will charge you at the last step or quietly collect your data for marketing, Here are some alternatives, dingus.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
What idiot doesn't know this? scent Memory, meat-slapper.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Obviously you don't know this, but use colored thread to mark the tops of sheets, or to match socks, loser.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
The heck... - call old friends on their birthday, meat-slapper.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
So it's come to this... if you're going to enlist in the armed forces, get a job first and go on LOA, buttface.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Hey, fatty, if you can’t afford hearing aids ($5,000), you should try “digital hearing amplifiers” for less than $200, ya little punk.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
Do you want to get smacked? if you’re anxious before a public talk, talk fast intentionally for 30 seconds in private — it settles your nerves surprisingly well, nitwit.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
I can't believe I have to say this, but do your furniture shopping near the end of the month, jabroni.
Life Pro Tips, idiot.
