How long until it perks up?713nikki

713nikki

1 min ago

How long until it perks up?

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713nikki

1 min ago

Is anybody here a vet? I think my dog gave my ficus ticks (?)

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713nikki

1 min ago

Saw a weird growth on my sorghum. Ate some. Surprise! It’s ergot & I’m trippin balls!

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713nikki

1 min ago

Found a heap of white powder by this bush. Tasted it & it’s cocaine.

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713nikki

1 min ago

Licked white powder off the outside of my terracotta pots…. Should I be worried

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713nikki

1 min ago

I feel like I've been locked up tight for a century of lonely nights, waiting for someone to release me

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713nikki

1 min ago

What should I plant in my new pot? Something vaginated?

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713nikki

1 min ago

These are portraits of delighted people, per the artist

Bad art and worse artists

713nikki

1 min ago

In Silence of the Lambs (1991), Clarice goes to a storage unit & finds a pickled head in a jar. I get the same vibes from this.

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713nikki

1 min ago

Growth is when you don’t call your ex, even when things still remind us of them

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713nikki

1 min ago

Y’all said that plants communicate via visual cues but I’m not sure what the message is?

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713nikki

1 min ago

Tiger King x Lil Wayne

Awful Taste But Great Execution For everything that displays quality craftsmanship in the least elegant way possible. All things gaudy, tacky, overdone, and otherwise tasteless. Work done so well, you won't know whether to love it or hate it.

713nikki

1 min ago

Unrelated but I used to date a guy who had like 6 Fleshlights™️ stashed in his nightstand

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713nikki

1 min ago

Who can help me with my plant.

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713nikki

1 min ago

Advice on growing my ancient dehydrated stretched foreskin plant bigger?

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713nikki

1 min ago

Bodily Shaving – In-Home, Discreet, Respectful (Houston)

713nikki

1 min ago

My fucking the Venus fly trap has a greed that sickens, it grows so much my pot becomes too small, now I need a new pot, it takes all my distilled water, I have no more money. It consumes all. Curse the Venus fly trap

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713nikki

1 min ago

Can y’all tell me what’s on my kalanchoe? (Ignore the pile of skinned labia on the table)

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713nikki

1 min ago

My condom tree is really putting out this season!

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713nikki

1 min ago

Had some leftover spray foam from an art project, so I filled the crack in the tree trunk.

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713nikki

1 min ago

Tips for orchids?

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713nikki

1 min ago

Dashers: report these creepy ass, gross customers who sexually harass you!

DoorDashDrivers - A subreddit for DoorDash drivers, customers, and anyone else who wants to join in on the conversation.

713nikki

1 min ago

Didn’t know what was on my cactus so I tasted it & now I’m trippin balls

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713nikki

1 min ago

Any advice?

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713nikki

1 min ago

Holistic treatments for rickets?? (I’m out of neem)

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