Let this be your sign to get the curly bangs
HATE IT!
your worst mistake
Not meant to be a nurse
Can’t decide on hairstyle for mountain elopement
Didn’t take BC for two days. What is my risk of pregnancy?
Work accident.
I’m lying to everyone I’ve ever known and ever will meet.
Who has NOT gotten pregnant with (hormonal) IUD?
So who have y’all be watching while you eat…? 🤔
My wife and cat have been prescribed the same meds
Meet Pączki! ♡
is there a good birth control method?
Names that you’ve never met a nice person with
Sooo. Scenes where they watch porn together?
Just no.
Bought a dresser off marketplace and found some vintage goodies & “the gloves I wore to my wedding 7-22-1949”
Daughter says best friends dad touched her inappropriately.
What nicknames do your patients have for their meds?
yall are probably sick of me but (hopefully) the end of my toxic mom saga 😭
Dads who “broke the streak” with their partner after a LONG hiatus…how awkward was it? I’m honestly worried…
Give me your best and worst first names 😌
It has come to my attention that I have been using the s-word (shit) too much. This is my formal apology and I am repenting of my actions. Please forgive me.
I live with my girlfriend and she wants me to take down our signs because they “aren’t feng shui”.
What looks best for an interview for a funeral arranger job tomorrow?
