What is happening on this fine Saturday morning?!

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"Pencil" tire stems with "veins and wrinkles"
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Ah yes! I have always wanted a "From By For Fl Oz"

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A VERY specific target market

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"Not Beer American Sparkling Water"
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No!

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An inexplicable, but welcome, ZERO ETV product
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"Pattern Partner" offer to an international (or rural US) friend for Joann pattern sales!
Sewing for everybody and every body. This is a community specifically for the hobby of sewing including, but not limited to: machine sewing, hand sewing, embroidery, quilting, mending, garment sewing, fitting/alterations and help/suggestion threads.
AITA for charging my gf a service fee for handling the bills.
A community to crosspost when people don't realize or can't accept that they've been dumped by their romantic partner.
AITA for not wanting my boyfriend to drive his girl best friend to chemo?
A place where it's obvious OP is the asshole.
AITA for telling my sister she's being irrational and silly for mot trusting or wanting to be around me?
A place where it's obvious OP is the asshole.
WIBTA for not paying for my girlfriend's exterminator.
A community to crosspost when people don't realize or can't accept that they've been dumped by their romantic partner.
AITA for expecting my wife, who is 5 mos pregnant, to apologize for not taking care of my needs?
A place where it's obvious OP is the asshole.
AITA for telling my(23m) girlfriend (22f) that I’d choose my hair over her any day of the week?
A place to satirize, crosspost from, poke fun at, and hold meta discussions on the never-ending ridiculous stories and/or creative writing exercises from AITA and AITA-adjacent subs, including classic tales of your local reddit heroes seeking validation. Memes allowed, shitposts only on weekends. Taking the posts seriously is heavily discouraged.
AITA for not letting my daughter go back to her mom early?
A place where it's obvious OP is the asshole.
AITA for not cleaning pee off our mattress?
A community to crosspost when people don't realize or can't accept that they've been dumped by their romantic partner.
AITA for not allowing my daughter’s friend to come over to my house anymore because she has a crush on my husband
A place where it's obvious OP is the asshole.