"Please mommy, please don't hurt yourself," said the kid while crying.
"I don't think any of us are ever going to get out from here," one of them said while inspecting the cave chamber they were trapped in.
"Several months ago when his sister went missing, the little kid's parents told him that she went away to live with santa claus," said the reporter.
"Do we need his consent?" asked the woman.
When the man reached home his family who hadn't slept for days asked him if he got paid today or not.
"I thought seeing the child's handprint through the pregnant belly was a hoax," said the man with surprise when his wife showed him the outline of a hand.
The woman looked at her 8 year old who looked like a teenager and sighed.
The woman's oldest daughter from the future appeared before her and told her not to leave home on a particular date or she would die.
"I want you to turn my husband into an apple without killing him," said the wife to the genie.
The kid's parents thought it was amusing that every time their kid saw a lit bulb during day he would point at it and rushed to switch it off.
"For a million dollars we can use the new experimental treatment and remove all the secondary personalities from your son," said the man to the parents.
"I gave some money to a homeless man," the little kid said to his mother as he showed her his bleeding finger.
He didn't want a girl so he killed his newborn daughter.
"Do you know like humans cats pray to their God too?" asked one kid as the other one continued to tie up a street cat.
After the little kid told him about all the abuses her mother was inflicting on her the teacher just smiled.
"Will your pet snakes get angry if I pat them?" asked the little girl to her recently adopted older sister.
"Go away," the kid shouted at the man that was knocking on the window and was trying to get in.
The genie was confused when the woman wished for a skirt.
"If you continue to treat me like this then I'll kill myself," said the kid with tearful eyes.
The woman decided to test her new night vision goggles.
"You think I'll believe that a voice told you to hurt your little brother," the man shouted at his toddler as his wife stood quietly.
"Since it is your birthday we will let you pop as many balloons as you wish," said the angel with a smile.
"Stop being a pussy and man up," shouted the man as he beat his son to death with a baseball bat.
"How to convince your mommy to open the door and let you out of your room in the middle of the night?" wrote the little girl in a question answer platform.
The abusive husband was surprised when his wife agreed to donate him her kidney.
