ULPT: FMLA is useful when you have imminent layoff. Go to doctor and tell them you are having panic attacks because of work and having trouble focusing on anything. You randomly cry for no reason. Ask to be signed out of work for a few months. Your job is protected under FMLA.

ULPT: Why settle for 1 shitty corporate job when you can have many? Stairwells dont have badging due to fire regulations - just clock in, take steps down to ground floor - go get coffee and log into your other job.

ULPT Request: Any ideas how to annoy my upstairs neighbor?

ULPT: Unemployed? Always remember - crime is just another kind of job.

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Shoppers shell-shocked by 36% spike in egg prices. Here’s why.

I lost my girlfriend to suicide last night

ULPT: Minority in your building pissing you off? Call ICE and report them. Know someone who is making bank off illegals that you dont like? Same deal.

ULPT: Create a python script to retrieve images from GRINDR. Do a reverse image search to match people on google and flag politicians, conservatives and local business men.

ULPT: Get a job as a janitor for corporate offices and install spy devices on their big screen tv monitors

Criminals are just people who reject societies rules.

ULPT: Study the current administrations Executive Orders very carefully - in many instances whole agencies are being wiped clean from government. It means those laws likely will no longer be enforced.

UVIX is now a 1:1000 inverse leveraged product after all the reverse splits.

Debasing ones own currency is just delaying collapse.

American culture summed up in 1 picture

ULPT: Collecting wifi passwords is supereasy. Get a pineapple and present as a known access point SSID. All nearby devices that have logged onto the network will instantly give you the right password.

Should i blast my old shitty companies name?

How the corporate america labor, prison economic system works.

ULPT: Didnt get a pay raise this year? Always remember - office supplies are very good dual use back to school supplies.

ULPT: Found an active network jack? Install a DHCP server on a tiny arduino device and plug it in.

ULPT: You can destroy a security camera with a 2W blue laser. Be the change you want to see in the world.

ULPT: Got a manager thats being a dick? Most managers are unaware of all the corporate policies they are subject to. Learn these policies. Turn them in to ethics line for every single policy violation. You can do this anonymously at most corporations.

ULPT: If you are white, single and have a passport - you want to go to countries where the exchange rate is insane

As you enter the meat grinder, or for those of you who have been in it for a while, here is a depiction of how the american labor market works.

The American Corporate Labor, Prison and Economic system summed up in 1 picture. Notice the board,ceo and shareholders are the same people? Cause they are!