He's gonna get me killed one day...

I'm very glad this phase is over!

This really happened: I took time off of work and came home with steak and lobster only to find him home, frantically vacuuming and hiding champagne and chocolates. It was a good day!

He secretly had this comic made, then took me to Hamilton Pool behind the waterfall. He handed me the comic to read on his phone. As I read it, he got down on one knee and said those exact words... because he really can't pronounce my Chinese middle name.

The things he says to me... (OC)

The things he says to me...

He can be sooo infuriating sometimes! (OC)

He can be sooo infuriating sometimes!

I wish I could be alive to see my own roast! (OC)

I wish I could be alive to see my own roast!

This really happened exactly as drawn. He was 4 at the time.

This really happened exactly as drawn. He was 4 at the time. (OC)

where to find single men - mid to late 30s?

Weird things go through my head sometimes... (OC)

Weird things go through my head sometimes...

Kids Meals for Adults?

Correct, but don't say it out loud for everyone to hear! (OC)

Correct, but don't say it out loud for everyone to hear!

Chinese New Year is this coming Wednesday: year of the snake is coming. Yes, I was messing with him, and I'm super proud of myself for coming up with "breathe in the clarity of sight" on the fly!

Chinese New Year is this coming Wednesday: year of the snake is coming. Yes, I was messing with him, and I'm super proud of myself for coming up with "breathe in the clarity of sight" on the fly! (OC)

He said it so casually... (OC)

He said it so casually...

The weird things children say in public...

The weird things children say in public... (OC)

Either Jack Griffin from AP Bio or Roy Kent from Ted Lasso must be Alex's spirit animal. Hahaha! Happy New Year, everyone. Thank you for being with us for the past year. Once again, I'm doing AMA (Ask Me Anything for those of you my generation ;p) for y'all. Ask away!