I got bars nigga

I got bars nigga

Smooth mothafucka, Eric Cartman in fleece I took a poop in Rome and then I farted in Greece I still piss the bed, nigga I shart in the sheets Big poops, rectum ripping’ apart in my sleep I hate to boast but I just ate some toast (just baked a roast) just raped a goat (dope) I hate the pope nigga I ate a boat (boat) Broccolini on my weenie, I’m eating shrimp scampini With my uncle Shart Mark and by obese aunt queefie I swear I’m pissed, embarrassed, my buttholes filled with asparagus I pissed on my parents, hilarious, now my parents pissed I praise Allah while I raise a bra I raise a bra while I praise Allah, then praise Allah in the bathroom stall I wear SpongeBob underpants in the Vatican I hate my step dad who told me to take a bath again I’ll never bathe nigga go shave your butthole I was gonna make some muffins but I ain’t got enough dough I fuck slow, I have a problem with my kneecaps The McDonald’s ball pit is where I spent a week at I was arrested, I contested the fuckin charges Showed my penis to my grandma and asked if she can enlarge this She said yes, now my grand mom is my wife nigga I just cut my balls off with a fork and a knife nigga