Why did JD Peepance need to move locations during his unwelcome vacation here?

Why is he scared, and why is his security team even worried? Dude, you're like 5th in line and your position means literally nothing at this point. You're an embarassment, nobody in this state is gonna hurt you. Little bitch. Watch out for them trees bro, they can sneak up on ya when that eyeliner gets all up in your eye.