I need an idiot-proof bong...

i have become a bong destroyer. i have also broken my spare bongs. if you have any suggestions i will gladly accept them, also if anyone can recommend me a metal bowl for my tiodw v3, maybe in eu, not from aliexpress (shipping times too long)

i have become a bong destroyer. i have also broken my spare bongs. if you have any suggestions i will gladly accept them, also if anyone can recommend me a metal bowl for my tiodw v3, maybe in eu, not from aliexpress (shipping times too long)