Male, Gay, Looking to spend a romantic Valentine's Day :)
Hi, I'm a male homoseggsual math major studying to become an actuary. I'm in my final year. I always thought I would find someone in university that would be my beau to be. I've been in two serious relationships both of which have lasted more than a year so I know a thing or two about relationships, though I still have a lot to learn.
Here I have compiled a list of qualities which you can evaluate me. I am always open to meeting new people. Send me your snapchat or insta in the DMs of reddit.
Green flags/positives
- Hot twink (7/10 self-report)
- (somewhat) Emotionally aware (unlike most math majors)
- Does therapy
- Can teach you to tango
- Plays piano (baroque is my favourite)
- Likes a variety of food
- Willing to learn whatever music you like
- Financially responsible
- Not an alcoholic (drinks socially)
- No drugs
- Usually guided by reason sometimes
- Works out (not buff, just staying healthy)
- Good public speaker
- Creator of memorable first dates
- Ok cook (can read)
Beige flags:
- Wants children
- Scowls at smokers
Red flags:
- Math major (unfortunately permanent condition)
- Prone to moodswings (working on in therapy)
- Bouts of obessive self-critique (working on in therapy)
- Convincing Margaret Thatcher personal (unfortunately permanent condition)
Date ideas:
Getting Lit at the Library
- Meet at the library (Stanley Milner)
- Do the European hello (cheek to cheek kiss)
- Plays some music at the public piano
- Go for some Korean shaved ice
- Talk about life
Evolution Escapade
- Get lit
- At the club
- Drink one alcohols
- Have seggsy dance time
- Makeout if conditions permit
Tango Taco Tuesday
- Get tacos because discounts
- I teach you tango or we go to a class (it's cheap at Parkdale Cromdale)
- Have a tiempo mucho romantico
- Fall madly in love
- ???
- Profit
Math Monday
- We study some real analysis
- Solve questions together
- Cry because complicated
- Study complex analysis
- Make jokes related to real analysis and the constituent parts of the word 'analysis' because we are gay
- Then make bad jokes related to complex analysis. Write holomorphic as 'holemorphic' because gays love holes. Probably insert some graph theory jokes, as long as they're not too snarky.
- Then be romantic and form a 'Lie-together group'
I have a big heart, and I'm pretty hot and I'm in therapy. If my post resonates with you, send me a DM and let's get connected.
:)