TIFU by watching futanari porn and getting caught by my father.

So, I was looking through rule 34 and decided to watch some futanari porn, as it never disappoints me and is overall pretty nice porn in general in my opinion. I found this nice video and started… uhh you get it. Just a dude being a dude to some futanari.

Literally right as I’m about to finish wanking, my fucking father comes in to tell me breakfasts ready.

I don’t know who looked more traumatized and in shock.

And when I thought it couldn’t get any fucking worse, I came. I fucking came all over my keyboard. It’s like we were both paralyzed with fear. He left a few minutes after standing still in fear, disappointment, and sadness.

Breakfast was as awkward as it gets when you catch your son jerking off to futanari rule 34.

That was about as awkward as it gets when you get caught jerking off to anime chicks with dicks. My dad was in the military so he’s pretty tough and will probably get over this. However, for some odd reason I think this might just be more traumatizing than watching your own friends die in combat.

I fucking hate myself and want to die. My friends are gonna bully me so hard if I tell them, and yet I feel like I need to confess about what happened. I think I can take being bullied by Reddit.

TLDR; Got caught watching hentai chicks with dicks, and I might get disowned.

Edit 1: Hey guys I got banned from Reddit and can only update posts. I removed the bi thing. My reasoning at the time was a girl who has a cock is pretty bi. I mean I’m attracted to girls and guys so a girl with a cock seemed pretty bi to me but I’m kinda wrong since straight people can also like futa.

Also fuck off you degenerates I’m not sharing the sauce. It’s a hardcore pounding video on nhentai. The girl has pink hair. I send you on a mighty fap quest to find it.

Dad got pissed and yelled at me. Mom cried. Life is awkward and I woke up to over 20k upvotes. Dad even threatened to kick me out. He’s a pussy though and didn’t do it. We had a talk. He’s seen weirder shit but he was surprised to see his own son like weird shit like futa and hentai. Mom might’ve disowned me but at this point I’m too numb to care.

Whoever gave this a wholesome award is going to hell.