TIFU by asking my husband to pick up the kids

TIFU and just hilariously embarrassed myself and the poor older women at the ticket counter. I went to the box office to get tickets for an event. Before I walked in I text my husband and asked if he could pick up the kids because I was running behind. I got to the counter and told the very nice lady (in her probably late 60's early 70's) what I needed. We went over seating charts and dates and had been talking for quite some time so now we're basically friends. I also had a coupon code on my phone and showed it to her. She wasn't familiar with it and needed to check with her supervisor and asked to take my phone. No problem. Gave her my phone and she went back to check. After about 5ish minutes She came back super uncomfortable, said she was able to process my coupon, handed me my phone and said "here you go, you got a text". And would no longer look me in the eyes like she previously had been during our whole interaction. Thought it was odd, but paid for my tickets and went on my way. I looked at my phone and saw my husband had text me back and said "well I just sat down to shit but I'll pinch her off and run and grab um" I started laughing hysterically and passed by a hockey team coming in to practice and they all looked at me like I was unwell which made me laugh even harder. Hopefully you all can laugh with me. If not and this is just dumb you can let me know that too because it'll also make me laugh.

TL;DR: I Asked my husband to pick up the kids so I could get tickets to an event, he sent back that he just sat down to poop but would pinch it off, the poor older women at the counter saw the text before I did and became super uncomfortable when handing my phone back to me.