Petition to ban all italians

Banning Vinny got me thinking, "Sure he's definitely annoying and a piece of shit" but looking at the news (CNN, RealNewsNow.com, MeidasTouch) it seems like this is not just a localized issue. We're seeing all sorts of bad men try and pry their way back in to safe spaces, like Andrew Cuomo, and it got me thinking - what if we ban ALL the italians? Not just from public life but our digital town squares too.