You are getting jumped by Magical Girls quickly think of (or steal) a superpower to defend yourself with!!!
You my good sir or madam or person were having a good day either at home or outside when suddenly you are getting jumped by a group of Magical Girls (who exactly you decide) for reasons but as a pity you get to think up a superpower even the playing field at least a little! Or you can just take an existing power from an already existing character (plus whatever gear they have) so I guess it can't be too bad eh? Please explain how you defend yourself as well!
(This joke just popped in my head and I had to make it! Please enjoy thinking of the most random, bs, op, whatever type of superpower you want you're up against magical girls after all and they can probably do some weird crazy shizz so enjoy leveling the playing field. Images mostly unrelated)...