just witnessed a DOUBLE SOUPER!!

(i just want to clarify that i'm not actually angry at this stranger, i just thought it was hilarious... reddit never fails to surprise me with how literally people read things)

OK SO I was in a restaurant mere moments ago and overheard a man near me order the chili AND the clam chowder. I assumed he was with someone, but when I looked over, he was alone! Ordering two Soups! For himself!

....and it got weirder! The waiter paused and then asked him which we wanted first. The man said "ehh, it doesn't matter. You can bring em both out if that's easiest."

EXCUSE ME, WHAT??? BOTH??? SIR ARE YOU GOING TO ALTERNATE BITES BETWEEN TWO SOUPS?? WHAT ON EARTH?

what is wrong with people!! What kind of sicko sits down in a restaurant to eat TWO SIMULTANEOUS SOUPS???

I mean I like soup a lot, but have some f**king decorum, people!