What's the weirdest reason you've been in trouble for?

I've realized that my childhood wasn't only awful, it was damn weird. I was always trying to behave and be nice so my Nparents didn't have real reasons to get mad at me. But that never stopped them from making some up! Do you have similar stories? I'd love to hear the most random shit you've ever been punished for!

In my case I'm between:

• Getting almost beaten by my Ndad for drinking out of "the wrong tap".
• Threatened to be kicked out for looking at my Nparents "the wrong way".