Date gone sour
Wueeeh get ready get get ready Long post. Sunday your girll decided kuenda garden city to buy some girly maintenance stuff on my way home this guy approaches me talking about ooh you are pretty and have nice curves and akaniitisha number.
He texts on WhatsApp and actually plans a date for today, gives the time and location, mimi i get ready like dress nice, heels did my lashes, nails and just looked good, nilikua natembea tu town najiskia yesππ
This guy get late like 30 minutes at first sikucomplain coz i was also a bit late, then he arrives and tells me Ati he had something to deliver anaweza niacha nilikula alafu atarudi heeeh me and my 400 in my mpesa singekubali , akaniambia basi he gets me icr cream nikimngoja,he gets me a milkshake alafu we sit down tuanze kuongea kiasi, he asks me mbona sikuitisha fare , i just smiled sijawai itisha fare before he tells me next time nimake sure nimeitisha next time nikasema sawa.
While i am sipping my milkshake he is busy on calls with someone, then he tells me the way anga i look good and stuff then asks to take a photo of me, with mu phone and I tell him to use his alafu anitumie, this guy insists we use mine, saa ni sawa it's me photos i mean he takes my phone asks for my pin, i am like aaai leta nikuekee he is like niambie, anyways i tell him and he actually takes some rather odd pictures and hands my phone over .He proceeds to take some using his phone na akanitumia.
He tells me we will go look for a dress akirudi then he goes, i wait until nikaona eeeiy i am done i am going home, i head to hapo archives niingie quickmart get a hotdog then take a bus nirudi home, then he calls ati niko wapi, i tell him akasema anakuja, he comes amebeba a dress and he gives it to me, he says he is sorry and gives me 1000 bob , I finaly look at the dress it's blue i thought it was black thats what i said, then he is like you don't like this one lets get another one then.
At some point this guy takes my phone ati kucheck mpesa balance, the funny part anasema hajapatana na message, then goes to my dial pad, akaweka a certain code alafu some numbers, alafu kidogo he asks for my pin eeeiy nikajua hapa kuna mtu ataoshwa na ingekua mimi, heeeh nikakataaa kumpea pin he starts telling me ati oh that's such a huge turn off ati ni redflag mbona niko secretive hivyo, wht tf would i give my mpesa pin to a stranger.
We start looking for the dress na mimi nilishamwambia i am tired i don't wanna look for it nataka kuenda home , did he listen noo, nimezungushwa chochez eeeiy, then he snatches my phone from my hands, takes my ka handbag too ,eeeiy sema kupanick, akaanza kuniambia ati nisiogope haiwezi ibiwa ati hata ikiibiwa he will just get another one for me, this whole time niko very very suspicious naona tu this guy is a thief.
Heeh watu wametuona town wangedhani sisi ni couple juu vile nilikua nimemshika mkono eeiy sikua hata namwachilia, i just knew this guy was looking for the perfect opportunity to just disappear into the crowd nibaki stranded town. I keep asking for my phone anasnob, and complains niko too paranoid and it's boring, literally alikua anakatalia nayo, we get to a certain boutique i asked for the phone and then put it in my ka handbag ,then inside the bag with the dress.
He takes the bag ati the way i was dressed haikua inapelekana na shopping bag,ππwe get to another boutique the 59th one sasa i tell him i fell weird just walking without anything anipatie my ka handbag nibebe, alinipea bag after i told him i want to talk to my siz she must be worried about me
Akanipea , then we saw a nice dress, at this point i really don't care what the dress looks like as long as nitaacha kutembea, kufika akasema i try it on, mimi nikajua tu baas ile attempt yake ya kuniibia by vanishing into the streets with my things imebako sasa labda alikua anangoja niingie dressing room niache my handbag and phone apotee nazo, i definitely wasn't taking the risk nikiingia ndani na my bag, the dress looked good nikatoka he say haikai poa and that we should leave, he looked disappointed,
He tells me ati anaendea gari parking i give him the 1000 he had given me atarudisha, then he goes to look for change, i turned around to look hayuko Mimi nikaenda zangu kuchukua bus i was literally looking for a way to ditch him , I have never felt that unsafe in my entire life , 30 min later ndio he calls mimi nikufika home nafika he asks where i am nikamwambia niko kwa gari naenda home this guy literally got so mad, ati ebu rudi haraka tusikosane heeh jamani anyways I hang up. The way he sounded mad ningepigwa walahy.
Mimi and Nairobi men never, infact all menππ