WYVERN MILK? REALLY?

somebody at capcom really woke up one day, looked at this energy that fuels the land, keeps the guardians alive, and literally alters the damn weather, and said, "yeah, let’s call it wyvern milk." bro. WYVERN MILK. what the fuck were they thinking.

how do u create some ancient, high-tech, powerful substance and then name it like it came from a rath's nipples. this ain't milk, bro. this is fantasy gasoline. this is magical steroids. and yet, they hit us with the most unserious name possible.

i get it. wyveria = wyverians = wyverns. cool. that makes sense. but then they took that logic and somehow ended up with wyvern milk. like bro, imagine discovering some deep, ancient cave filled with the very essence of life itself, something that fuels the entire region, and instead of calling it something badass, somebody just blurts out "milk." what part of this screams dairy product to you???

this shit ain't milk. it’s pure power. it’s fucking magical microplastics infecting the whole ecosystem. monsters absorb it, and some crazy old technology uses it to literally alter the climate. this is the backbone of nature itself. and somehow, we ended up with a name that makes it sound like some poor bastard is in that cave milking a wyvern by hand.

they’re out here calling it something that sounds like you could order it at a fantasy Starbucks. "yo lemme get a wyvern milk latte, extra foam." like bro, imagine being hours deep into the story, busting ur ass in fights, pushing through all this lore, only to reach the seemingly big revelation and hear this fucker Tasheen just go "wyvern milk." yeah okay buddy.

wylk? fire. wylk actually sounds cool. but wyvern milk? fuck no.