Asked chatGPT to roast London Ontario

London, Ontario? Ah yes, the “other” London—where the Thames River flows past historic… strip malls. A place where winters are Siberian, summers are swampy, and the skyline is dominated by, well, office buildings nobody outside of town could name.

It’s a city that wants to be big but still closes everything at 5 p.m. A place where downtown is just slightly less exciting than a Tim Hortons parking lot. And speaking of Tim’s, it’s probably the only thing keeping most Londoners functional through those never-ending Western University student parties and 6-month winters.

London, Ontario: where the most exciting thing to happen recently was a Taco Bell selling out of Baja Blast.