NSFW: Surely I'm not the only one thinking this while watching porn

There are times when I'm watching porn that I get just flat out LIVID that I'm transgendered. The biggest reason?

Some of these cismen don't know how to fuck properly!!! 🤬

These bastards have dicks sewn onto their bodies for FREE and they don't know how to use the damn things! Some of them have no rhythm, no technique, no speed, no thrust, NOTHING. God really wasted dicks on some of these men while I've been laying it down with 3 inches, a plastic dong, & some fabric for my entire life & making my partners walk funny the next day! Yet these cismen, with their added inches (sometimes way more than they deserve 😤) are out here plugging and pumping like seizing rabbits.

It just makes me sick! 😠 I firmly believe that God didn't give us transmen dicks because we'd be too powerful. If I had a fully functional crotch rocket locked and loaded for love... I'd make Ron Jeremy look like a two-pump chump 😩 I'd be pumping cock like a rooster in a henhouse. I'd be hiding the ham like I owned a deli. I'd be pounding so much penis I would run out of similes!!

😂 Other transdudes feel my pain right? Why can't these cismen use the one organ they say makes us so different from them properly?? It's embarrassing 🤭 couldn't be me. I was born with the instructions for a part I wasn't fitted for & could still use it better than they could ever dream of 😌

Edit: Wow, I didn't expect this to get as much engagement as it has! I'm glad that my impassioned rant on the efficacy of the worlds' shaft supply has touched the hearts of my fellow shaft-shorted brethren. 🥲

I also saw a few people mention that this is a copypasta 😂 it isn't, but that is certainly a huge compliment to me as a writer! I'm glad it made so many people laugh. And tbh I'm glad that it got under some cismens' skin as well. I'm so tired of hearing about how we're inferior to them due to our lack of anatomy when I've been on the receiving end of that anatomy more times than I can count, and the majority were unimpressive. (I've been dicked down from Poundtown to Slutsville more often by fellow transmen) If it made you, a cisman fitted with all we ever dreamt of, mad... then you may want to pause the next time you're in the bedroom to see if you're in there retrofitting a pipe or actually putting it down.

And then I want you to ask yourself... could a transmen be giving it to my partner even better? Just know that every time a cisman fails to satisfy his partner in the bedroom, a transman gets his wings. 😌 [/satire]

EDIT2: Thanks for all the explanations on how porn works. I truly could not have made it in the world if some of you had not opened my eyes to the illusion of the porn industry. All this time, I thought porn was realistic & it turns out that the real porn....were the friends I made along the way 🥹 no but fr I'm not stupid. I'm well aware that porn is a caricature of true human sexuality. But that doesn't dissuade me from thinking and knowing that some men are horrid in bed. As are some women.

Apparently, I also need to label this post as my personal opinion and not wholesale condemnation of the male sector of our species. So if you don't know, now you know sucka ✌🏼