I’ll be airport-hopping next week. What titles should I write on the covers of these? All my flights have aisle seats, so…. 📔👀

I like to read trashy books when I’m traveling, and I cover them old school style so people can’t see (or comment on) what I’m reading.

What titles could I write on these that would encourage people to leave me alone? I’m pretty okay with a sharpie, but sloppy, unhinged handwriting is always pretty effective. I thought it would be fun to see what my fellow Entfemmes’ suggestions might be.

(In case you’re curious, one of these is a tacky, salaciously written true crime story about the 1-5 killer, and one is a Norma Klein paperback I’ve been rereading for over 30 years. I love Norma Klein. I’m gonna gush about her in the comments now.)