DAE have wiggly teeth that keep screwing you over?

I’ve had what I call a “dental restoration” over the last four years. I’ve had all of my teeth root canaled, I have a partial upper plate and a bunch of teeth with dental caps.

Long story short, I was brushing my front teeth last night, one of my lower front teeth clip the bottom edge of the tooth to the left of my right upper canine and pulled the fing dental cap down and forward.

I have already lost two lower teeth that were capped, I have the same upper capped tooth but on the left side that is also wiggly and has given me issues as well. My dentist, I shit you not, told me he recommends me getting 30k worth of actual dental implants.

Yeahhhh, never going to happen, I knew it was not viable when he said it last year, but last night I laughed out loud when my cap pulled off partially and I thought back to that conversation.

I now have to wait until Thursday to have this front dental cap re cemented or be told it has to be taken off and the root pulled, which would mean I’ll be a jack o lantern, but I guess I’m lucky as I can wear a face mask to hide it.

I don’t even want to type it, but what has everyone else dealt with in regard to teeth issues?