Why would you EVER make a side project?

So y'all sit 8h+ hour a day in school or job or whatever. 9h including commute, and then you come home, cook dinner and then INSTEAD of taking a beer, fightning with your partner or taking the dog for a walk you proceed to sit in front of a screen (again) and write MORE code? for what?

I have NO SIDE PROJECTS, still managed to get offers from FAANG, why? probably because my muscles are quite big because instead of sitting at home after work I go to the gym or grab a beer. This is serious, people treat you with more respect when you have bigger muscles.

Maybe invest some time in yourself instead of your resume guys.