Cancer appreciation post

I love you guys so much, I would literally kill for you. do you want my soul? I'll sell it, nevermind that I'll give it for free, I'll be your sacrifice for black magic if you want. Do you need an aliby? A scapegoat? Alright, tell me what you want me to say and I'm playing into it better than professional actors.

My bff/cousin is a cancer, so I MAY be a bittttttttt biased, but I stand my point that y'all are the best.

That's all, not gonna delve into the personality part because I'm pretty new to this sub, just wanted to appreciate you perfections and masterpieces.