Puta Flu rampant rn, don't kiss any of them!!

I caught it almost 2 wks ago on a sat when I went in. Nice young thing kissed me, deep throated me with her tongue. A few hours later I saw a few of them walking around randomly kissing random dudes. A couple of days I was sneezing and throat tickling. My rita just reported she has it too and sent me a photo of her copious amounts of phlegm on a napkin. If you start sneezing and feeling scratchy start the 1000mg vitamin C regimen immediately. I had ran out of vitamin c at this exact moment and it almost got bad on me. Be careful out there guys, evil is afoot and if I can share info with you guys to keep you out of trouble Imma do it! Remember, mongers up, h*es down!!