What happened to Dieter?

Wrong answers only!

Majority already know what happened so let have some fun with this.

I say he ran off to the Appalachia Mountains to live with Bigfoot because he secretly knew where they lived the whole time. He shows them how to do things like how to use scissors to cut your meat and lift weights to get stronger.

Or maybe he is an alien living in a human body and he doesn’t actually need to leave the house for anything. Or ever get spotted in public because he has a private, out of this world, connection…

Ready, go!