What’s the worst thing that’s happened to you during a session?

I recently got licensed and building up my clientele. Every day is a new day and a new experience with every client! From the stories they tell to random things out of our control. Spill the tea—what’s your worst (or funniest) session disaster?

Ever had a client let out a fart so powerful it shifted the energy in the room? Your own stomach growling so loud they thought it was a ghost? A sheet slip at the worst possible moment?

Any supernatural weirdness? Mishaps with oil bottles, tables collapsing, or unexpected bodily functions—yours or theirs?

Drop your best horror stories. Bonus points if you kept a straight face!