The frogs were always gay

Alex Jones was later proven correct about gay frogs by scientists. The secret is: all frogs are gay, people put chemicals in the water to make them straight. Alex Jones knew this as he's part of a cabal to make the world straight and he's trying to lead us astray.

Stop drinking chem water and you'll uncover your real sexuality.

Edit: a studious few have pointed out that the frogs were trans, and have always been trans. Sorry for the fake news everyone. This has somewhat shaken my worldview and I'm not sure what to make of it