Oh. My. GOD.

I was just awakened by the police banging on my door. They were doing a welfare check because my mail person saw a “carcass” in my yard. There is a skeletonized carcass in my yard—a deer carcass. My big dog finds them and drags them home, I have no control over it. I am so embarrassed, there were at least 5 official vehicles clustered at the end of my driveway, for aaaaallllll the neighbors to see. Anyone else ever had a welfare check called on them?