Humbling fun of apartment searching

I’m going to shout into the void for a moment. This is nothing new, all of us feel the crushing burden of inflated rent prices, especially for 1 person. In my search for a next place, these listings are laughably out of touch. My location is exponentially inflated, compared to certain areas on the globe, but…..

Who the FUCK is paying $6,000/month for a shitty fucking dilapidated house in the middle of nowhere? Is the landlord going to wipe my ass for me? Studio apartments with enough counter space to fit a fucking bowl of cereal are going for $2500/month. The best is when there isn’t even a proper stove, just a fucking hot plate and microwave. People have lost their goddamn minds, listing their old shitty properties as if they’re the fucking palace of Versailles. Cmon !