What do these ladies want.. I know its long but wueeh

Im at a point where ik literally confused with these female counterparts.. Im 23M currently working from home.. Beeen doing thwt for the past 2 and a half years.. Currently Making good money.. More than enough.. I barely go out koz of work and have very few friends.. I dont drink i dont smoke.. No parties.. Just self development.. And work.. Na ik f**king single...

Nikikatia shawrys.. Wananiambia oohhh... You look like a player.. Mara.. Im juust Messing i with them siez kosa msupa.. Aty oohh with my looks theire sure niko na msupa.. Im like its been almost half a year tangu nipewe.. Mnadai niunge mkono moja... I get girls wanasema they want a dramatic relationship.. Others say the relationship is too boring.. Peaceful is what they call boring.. These baddies nao wanasema i just want them for their looks.. Aty i wont but loyal to then.. Aaargg.. At the same time.. I barley get 15 views on my status... And problem is.. Ive gotten so used to this mpaka nashangaa if everyygirl i approach is afraid koz they dont believe im single or good.. Im just a normal regular good guy.. Blessed but at times i wonder if the blessing is a curse.. I know im young na i should just focus on work aand myself lakini bana nyash muhimu.. Also having a person just yours ndo nataka. Lakini wueeh...

POV: this is just a rant manze..