A drunk man and the Lady in Black
A drunk man sees a gorgeous Lady in Black and politely approaches her, asking:
"Would the pretty lady allow me the pleasure of just one dance tonight?"
The lady answers back: "No, for 4 different reasons:
1-You're Drunk!
2-This is a funeral!
3-You can't dance to The Lord's Prayer!
4-Pretty Lady my ass! I'm the priest!