A drunk man and the Lady in Black

A drunk man sees a gorgeous Lady in Black and politely approaches her, asking:

"Would the pretty lady allow me the pleasure of just one dance tonight?"

The lady answers back: "No, for 4 different reasons:

1-You're Drunk!

2-This is a funeral!

3-You can't dance to The Lord's Prayer!

4-Pretty Lady my ass! I'm the priest!