My friend told us the longest joke i've ever heard and i dont even know if it makes sense
A guy was working on his job, then his boss asks him:
-"Have you ever seen a Penguin?"
-"I have never seen one", the guy replies
-"HOW IS IT THAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ONE? GO TO HUMAN RESOURCES RIGHT NOW!"
The guy goes to human resources:
-"Hello, why are you here?"
-"My boss sent me here because i have enever seen a penguin"
-"HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A PENGUIN? YOU ARE FIRED"
The guy, now sad and unemployed, goes to his house
-"Why are you here so early?" his wife asks
-"They fired me" the guy replies
-"How so?" says his wife
-"My boss sent me to human resources and they fired me because i have never seen a penguin"
-"YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A PENGUIN?" asks his wife in shock and disbelief
His wife divorces the guy and leaves the house, he is left living with his son
-"Why did mom divorce you?" his son asks
-"My boss sent me to human resources and they fired me, then your mom left me because i have never seen a penguin" he replies
-"THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, HOW IS IT THAT YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A PENGUIN? I AM NO LONGER YOUR SON!"
The son kicks him from the house and now he's homeless, the next day, a police officer asks him
-"Why are you here in this situation? last week you had a great family and a good job and a big house"
-"My boss sent me to human resources and they fired me, then my wife left me, and my son kicked me from the house because i have never seen a penguin"
-"YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A PENGUIN? SIR YOU ARE UNDER ARREST! You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him present with you while you are being questioned. If you cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent you before any questioning, if you wish one"
The guy is sent to court to decide his sentence, the judge asks
-"Why are you here sir?"
-"My boss sent me to human resources and they fired me, then my wife left me, and my son kicked me from the house and i got arrested because i have never seen a penguin"
The judge, in disbelief says -"HOW COME YOU NEVER SEEN A PENGUIN, YOU HAVE A LIFE SENTENCE NOW"
Now the guy, unemployed, divorced, homeless and with a life sentence goes to prison, in prison his cellmates ask him how he got in prison
-"My boss sent me to human resources and they fired me, then my wife left me, and my son kicked me from the house, got arrested and got a life sentence because i have never seen a penguin"
His cellmates in rage ask him -"WHY YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A PENGUIN? WE'LL GIVE YOU A LESSON" then they lynch him and he dies.
In heaven, Saint Peter asks him -"How did you die?"
He replies -"My boss sent me to human resources and they fired me, then my wife left me, and my son kicked me from the house, got arrested, got a life sentence and got killed by my cellmates because i have never seen a penguin"
Saint Peter says "HOW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A PENGUIN?"
The guy goes to hell, there, the devil asks him -"Why are you here?"
The guy responds -"My boss sent me to human resources and they fired me, then my wife left me, and my son kicked me from the house, got arrested, got a life sentence, got killed by my cellmates, and go to hell because i have never seen a penguin"
-"HOW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A PENGUIN" says the devil, them the guy gets thrown into a bottomless pit, much later, he reaches the bottom, there is another guy down there named John and John asks him -"Why are you here"
The guy replies -"My boss sent me to human resources and they fired me, then my wife left me, and my son kicked me from the house, got arrested, got a life sentence, got killed by my cellmates, then go to hell, and then et thrown into this bottomless pit with a bottom"
-"Why" asks John
-"Because i have never seen a penguin"
-"Me neither".