I’m literally baffled

So , I bought my son some mittens so he couldn’t scratch his face up when I put him to bed… whatever . They were a match one day and the next they weren’t, I lost one . Looked everywhere. Couldn’t find it . So this morning I get ready in the bathroom… as I ALWAYS do. Nothing out of the ordinary until about an hour ago. I go to use the rest room , do my business , go to stand up to flush & I catch a glimpse… I swear on everything I can’t make this up!!!! … of the FUCKING mitten that I lost weeks ago!!! Right there… in the toilet!

I must’ve stood there for 10 mins wondering how in THE ROYAL FUCK is that there right now????

I… yeah…. Speechless!!