A "president"! I dare say, Humphrey, it's hilarious!

Some regions in the Thirteenth Colony, or whatever those West India Company plantations are called, took up this silly idea of going INDEPENDENT of His Majesty's government. Imagine that, Humphrey, those ragtag pirates and colonial riff-raff now call themselves the United States! Republicans, Humphrey, they call themselves Republicans, hahaha! They even elected a "President", Humphrey! I can't stop laughing at them, seriously. He's like a monarch, but he's just a commoner, a merchant or some petty real estate speculator, ahahahaha! Those colonial clowns, really.

I say we shouldn't bring this to the cabinet yet, nobody will take us seriously being cautious about these "United States".

Let's just pretend they don't exist, what's the worse than can happen?