The tuxedo cake from Costco pissed me off

Why did y'all talk about how good the tuxedo cake is? I've been avoiding it for years. I finally broke down and tried some because that's my coworker's favorite cake and it was his birthday.

That thing was sooooooo damn good! I had two slices, and now I want more. I'm debating going to Costco on my way home to buy one for the house. I'm on a "diet" sort of right now and was trying to cut out desserts until I lose my holiday weight. I think this cake broke me and I am most likely going to be sitting at home watching SVU tonight with a huge slice of a whole tuxedo cake that I'll have all to myself.