Polynesian sauce blunders

Me: Are there any sauces I can get for you tonight?

Guest: What is that sauce called? The Mediterranean sauce?

Me: Oh the Polynesian sauce?

Guest: Yes! I knew it was one of them countries!

I had to try so hard not to burst into laughter.

What are your funniest Polynesian mispronunciations or mishaps?

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