Questions that drive me nuts

"Can I get the deluxe with no lettuce, or tomato, or cheese" "Can I get the number 5 but can I get it crispy" "Can I get the number 1 but can I get it spicy?" "Can I get the chicken burger?" "Can I get the McNuggets?" "Can I get the Chipotle sauce?" "Can I get the grilled deluxe?" "Can I get the chicken pieces/Bites"