Called the cops because I took a lunch break.

I run a barbershop in West Virginia and used to work at the greenbrier resort. They still contact me for clients every now and then when the salon staff don’t want to do certain mens cuts to which they pay me way more then I charge. So this morning I got a call in for some fallout 76 fans that want to look exactly like the character they play. So on my lunch break I went over and preformed the services they wanted. (it was great, they had cosplay and everything.) well as I was doing the paperwork the hotel requires I received a call from my towns police station. It was a “wellness” call because two boomer clients from the hills where “worried” I wasn’t at my shop. When I got back I was greeted by the opposite of wellness. Two boomers were sitting inside my shop with the police. The police asked why I left my door unlocked, I didn’t. The police then said the reason the boomers called was because the door was unlocked and my register was open but go figure…I don’t use a register and again my door was not unlocked. I pointed out that I had a sign on the door that read “out to lunch back before 1:00.” That’s when I notice my door was broken by the notch where the lock sets in the frame. They broke in. So that’s when I tell the officer and after they look they decide to check security cameras in the area. Turns out the boomers didn’t pay attention to the turned off barber pole, the sign on the door, the lights off, the locked door, etc. just decided that the door was stuck a little and proceeded to bust it in (old building) and then called the cops because I wasn’t there. This eventually led to the boomers trying to justify the actions they took but in normal boomer fashion this was done by screaming at the police. In normal police fashion they threatened to arrest them for breaking and entering and the boomers did not take this well. That’s when they started to insult me. “IF HE WAS HUR etc.” “WELL I DIDNT SEE THE SIGN etc.” “THAT DAMNED DOOR WAS UNLOCKED etc.” I’m an eccentric person for wv so obviously it turned into straight up slurs. “THAT FUCKING FA**t IS LYING” “IF IT WEREN’T FOR LAZY F*S LIKE HIM TAKING AN HOUR BREAK THIS COUNTRY WOULD etc.” this is now an criminal case so I can’t say much more now but I can say one is sitting in a cold cell and the other is attempting to hitch hike the 40 min trip back to the hills. My career would be perfect if it weren’t for boomers. I literally worked on my lunch and didn’t eat just because I knew I was going to have a lot of fun. I always have a great time with every client that isn’t a boomer. It’s like I’m not even working until a drunk ass hillbilly boomer steps in the door with “fuck your generation, trump trump trump, gross thing my doctor did yesterday, veitnam horror stories, i hate you, come to my church if your not gay, ethnic people, uphill both ways.”