Burping Bobby
When I was in high school, one of my friends had a boyfriend named Bobby. me being a gross teenager would burp in front of my friends. For some reason, I got on this thing where I would burp Bobby’s name. “Boooobbbbbbyyyyyy” and I wouldn’t burp anyone else’s name, but his. then she would say, why are you burping my boyfriend‘s name? I don’t know!
Then they broke up. But I couldn’t stop. I would still burp Bobby’s name and she would ask why are you burping my ex-boyfriend’s name? I don’t know! It’s not like I was ever particularly close with him or anything.
So now I’m 43. I’ve calmed down on the burping, but I burped out loud last week and I did it. I started it back up. “Booooobbbbbbbyyyy”
I am wondering if the next time I see my friend, I should do it again? Burp Bobby. Or if that is just too gross & immature. But then it’s like you only live once right?