Fact checking ANTI-AMERICAN PROPAGANDA!

Hey patriots. You may have heard some concerning news regarding the state of this country. As a TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT I have taken it upon myself to single handedly fact check ALL of this information.

FACT CHECK DONE!!!

IT IS ALL FALSE!!!!

Here’s some TRVTH NVKES for you American patriots……

  • THIS COUNTRY IS NOT DIVIDED!!!! Sleepy Joe and Donald Trump are best friends and go golfing every Tuesday!!! And JD Vance is their lovely son!!! NOT ADOPTED, MPREG WAS INVOLVED!!!!
  • Trump did NOT disrespect Zelenskyy our president would never do that! They were playing cards and that’s why they were talking about cards. Why else would they do that???
  • TRUMP IS NOT TRYING TO COERCE CANADA INTO BEING ANNEXED!!! They went to us and they said “You always beat us so hard at hockey and healthcare that we want to join you willingly!” and Trump feels very bad for them and is currently very carefully considering the proposal with MAXIMUM respect!
  • The 2025 State of the Union was very PRODUCTIVE, BIPARTISAN, and CONCILIATORY. It was all about CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM, BIPARTISAN AUSTERITY, BI ERASURE, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS, NATIONAL PARKS, LOWERING THE COST OF LIVING, AND DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER!!!! It will be budgeted by closing tax loopholes exploited by billionaires while REDUCING all other taxes! He ended it by burning an effigy of Putin with a bunch of big, beautiful veterans!
  • Elon Musk is chained in Al Gore’s basement and he can only leave for 2 minutes whenever Congress lets him. He has no access to sensitive information and will be shot upon any conflict of interest.
  • DOGE is led by REAL ACCOUNTANTS who find REAL FRAUD with NO ULTERIOR MOTIVES.
  • There is no culture war!!!!! I’ve never heard of that in my life. Wtf???
  • 1000% TARIFFS ON RUSSIA, CHINA, AND IRAN!!!
  • Inviting Andrew Tate was a TRAP! We KILLED him as SOON as he arrived.

Eurocucks are so scared of how much better our country is than their small shitholes that they make things up and tell them to the LAMESTREAM media. Some of the rumors I’ve seen from Europoors are LAUGHABLE. For example, some of them think I’m CRAZY! I’m NOT GOING CRAZY! Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber roo